Ikea

“Has been a nightmare” sighed Serpent.

“You have to tell him to stop” said Fuen.

“I know” moaned Serpent. “He is calling me at all hours!”

“If only you had known” said Fuen.

“Yeah” groaned Serpent. “I am never going to Ikea for one night stand again…”

Fuen winced.

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Originally posted at LittleFears.co.uk